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Following the first intergalactic space war between Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, The Amazon Empire has seized control of Earth and taken over all commercial industries, establishing itself as the New World Order. Due to the extreme convenience of Amazon's services, all human beings live in isolation and have everything they need delivered straight to their tiny homes. With nothing left to stop him, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos was finally able to focus on his ultimate creation: The newest addition to the Alexa family, Alexo - a highly efficient, superhuman species designed to be the perfect servant. Bezos hired world-renowned scientist Dr. Gepetto to build and train the Alexo prototype as THE LOVE quietly vanishes from civilization. It is humanity's darkest hour...

WINNER: Arts Editor Award - ThreeWeeks (2018)
NOMINEE: Best Comedy - Broadway World (2018)

★★★★★ "The collaboration of the year" Mumble Comedy
★★★★★ "Absolutely insane and hilarious" Culture Review
★★★★ "Woolley is just downright hilarious" Bouquets & Brickbats
★★★★ "Jonny Woolley is undoubtedly the funniest part of the show" Voice Mag
★★★★ "The star for me was Jonny Woolley" ThreeWeeks
★★ "Jonny Woolley... Steals the show" The Skinny


Zach Zucker

Zach Zucker — Alexo

Zach Zucker is an award-winning, Gaulier-graduate and one half of Norwegian-American comedy duo Zach & Viggo. Together they’ve won Best Comedy Awards at Brighton and Adelaide Fringe, sold out back-to-back seasons at Edinburgh Fringe and were The Guardian’s Top Comedy Pick of 2016 in Edinburgh. Zach has taught comedy/clown workshops at Second City, The Groundlings and The UCB Theatre, and is the creator of award-winning, independent comedy label Stamptown. Stamptown is a multi-award winning, independent music and comedy label based in London and Los Angeles. Created by Zach and co-founded by Jonny Woolley, Stamptown tours live music and comedy worldwide and has established itself as a fixture on the international festival scene.

Viggo Venn

Viggo Venn — Dr. Gepetto

Viggo Venn is a Gaulier-graduate and award-winning comedian from Norway. A regular performer at Det Andre Teatret in Oslo, Viggo was named the Norwegian Champion Of Theatresports alongside his comedy group Lausungene in 2015. He’s one half of Norwegian-American comedy duo Zach & Viggo, who have sold out shows and won awards at Edinburgh Fringe, MICF and Comedy Central among others. Viggo’s debut solo show Pepito was nominated for Best Comedy at the 2017 Brighton Fringe, 2018 Fringe World, and was selected as one of The Guardian’s comedy shows to look out for in Edinburgh 2017. He did a half run at MICF in 2018.

Jonny	"Mr. X" Woolley

Jonny "Mr. X" Woolley — Jeff Bezos

Jonny Woolley is an award-winning writer, director and producer from Canada. A graduate of Ecole Philippe Gaulier in France, Jonny also studied at George Brown Theatre School in Toronto and performed multiple times at the Stratford Festival. This past summer he played the role of Jeff Bezos in the award-winning collaboration between Zach & Viggo and Thumpasaurus called Where Does The Love Go at the 2018 Edinburgh Fringe. He was ‘undoubtedly’ the funniest part of our show. He directs, techs and co-writes all Zach & Viggo shows, both solo shows and Stamptown Comedy Night. He is also the show tech, designs all print/marketing materials for Stamptown shows and is the creator of Talking To You a podcast with Viggo.

Corey Peter Lane

Corey Peter Lane — Amazon Policebot

Cory Peter Lane is in his final year of college at the school of Theater, Film and Television at UCLA. When he’s not on a stage he’s in a kitchen trying to make something he saw on the internet.

Dylan Woodley

Dylan Woodley — Dr. Gepetto (Understudy)

Dylan Woodley loves to play with legos for money online.


Thumpasaurus — Thumpasaurus

Los Angeles-based Thumpasaurus are a gang of five superbly-skilled young American musicians taking hugely divergent influences and channelling them into something uniquely Thumpasaurian. Thumpasaurus offer up their own unique punk/funk stew wherein, hidden in plain sight and sound, you’ll find traces of Zappa, Beefheart, James Chance, Funkadelic/Parliament, Morphine, Devo, Talking Heads and Prince, as well as some rocking heavy metal, free jazz, musical theatre and even some light opera references thrown in for good measure. In 2018, Thumpasaurus has truly begun their voyage into the Thumpaverse. The band released their self-produced debut album The Book of Thump to a sold out audience at one of L.A’s most legendary venues - The Troubadour. The band are currently preparing for their first ever headlining tour, bringing their famed Space Barn to cities in America throughout the month of December. Thumpasaurus has received radio play from tastemaker stations such as KCRW (Wayne’s World) and BBC Radio 1 (Space Barn) BBC Radio Scotland (You Are So Pretty, Dance Like It’s Your Life, Mental Karate) and legendary D.J Giles Peterson’s BB6 radio show. (Dance Like its your life.) Think. Dance. Smile. Feel. Thumpasaurus are about to come into your life and make you do all of the above. Go see, go hear - you’ll never feel more alive. Long may you Thump.

Ben Benjamin

Ben Benjamin — Director, Visuals

Ben is a writer/programmer based in Los Angeles. He loves storytelling and seeks to represent the fun in functional. Please send money (@ben-benjamin on Venmo), as he is ready for the big time!

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